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British Military Officer Fitness Reports
The British Military writes OFRs (officer fitness reports).
The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206.
The following are actual excerpts taken from people's S206 reports:
His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
This officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of
a definitely won't-be.
When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever
foot was previously in there.
He has carried out each and every one of
his duties to his entire satisfaction.
He would be out of his depth in a car
park puddl e.
This officer remindes me very much of gyroscope -- always spinning around at a
frantic pace, but not really going
anywhere.
This young lady has
delusions of adequacy.
This medical officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port,
and my officers to carry him from bar to
bar.
Since my last report, he
has reached rock bottom and has started
to dig.
She sets low personal
standards and then consistently fails to
achieve them.
He has the
wisdom of youth and the energy of old
age.
This officer should go
far, and the sooner he starts, the
better.
Works well when under
constant supervision and cornered like a
rat in a trap.
This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
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